Observations on a doctor's visit

Regis seems to be my host every bi-weekly Monday morning. The visits to the dr's office have been strategically scheduled to begin at any point between 8:30 - 10 am, making Regis my narrative companion. Sure, Kelly is feeling left out, but she's an accessory to the experience. The entrance to the cavernous orthopedic office has a struggle in the parking lot, like spaces going out of style or a vehicle repossessed by days end, and then pursues to the 50 person seating area where bleu hair entertainment is in full force with sensational news. Apparently a power struggle for midday softcore can only please so many.